OK. There are moments in your life that you will remember forever. Rhinebeck is one of them. If you have never been, mark your calendars for next year, now. Seriously. I have never had a better time with better friends, both new and old.
(If you are going to read this post, you'd better get comfortable. Grab a cup of coffee; go to the bathroom; put the kids to bed. Don't worry, I'll wait.)
I present my Rhinebeck recap through a series of vignettes.
SceneFall has arrived in the Catskills. I knew that already with having spent the last two weekends at the cabin. Rhinebeck marked my third weekend upstate and the foliage did not disappoint. As an example, I submit the view outside of our hotel room. The simple beauty of this littoral scene was a welcome surprise and an auspicious beginning to the first day of Rhinebeck.

This is a shot of my dream cabin. Although the thought of renovating the main house scares the hell out of me, the stream flowing through the property, as well as the knitting studio on the other bank, makes this location ideal. Oh yeah, the fact that it is down the street from Morehouse Farms helps fuel my fantasy.
Something Old(I am
SO getting into trouble for that header.)
Rhinebeck was a wonderful excuse to meet up with the Wolverinas, some of whom I had met before and some of whom I was meeting for the first time. Who did I see? I'm glad you asked.

Here we find a smiling
Marilyn giving a little demonstration on her pride and Joy. For all of you who don't know Mar, she is far from a curmudgeon in real life, despite the more characteristic photo that follows.

We found a knitted pink flamingo finger puppet under our table and posed it on the most appropriate finger in our group. Marilyn is like that cool mom that you always wished you had growing up. She's also quite the little playa...
It was also wonderful to meet at last the infamous
Queer Joe and the winner of the Patient Husband award, Thaddeus. The former's incredible sense of generosity, as represented by his Fresh Air Fund initiative, not only allowed Ted to make the trip down from Canada, it also made Rhinebeck affordable for me as well. He is also an accomplished knitter, as can be seen in this picture of his Celestine Shawl.

"Am I the prettiest girl at the fair?"
(Yes, you are, but you knew that already.)

Here we have a photo of most of the Wolverinas. Clockwise from left:
Carol, Joe, Thaddeus, Lisa and Marilyn. Please note that Joe is so obsessed with all things fiber that he has started ingesting maple-flavored fleece. I can't decide who my favorite grrl is: Lisa or Carol. Lisa is a sweetheart and I love spending time with her, but Carol sends me her own, hand-dyed
yarn. Lisa and I share the same taste in men, but Carol has made it clear that she would be willing to take any future bathtub shots. Hmmm...
Missing from the picture are
Fredda, Kathy and Selma. I didn't have the chance to talk at all with Fredda and Selma, even though they seem to be very interesting characters. Kathy was wearing a gorgeous, multi-colored crochet scarf: look for the workshop class at a knitting convention near you!
Something NewThe best part about taking part in a fiber orgy is the chance to meet so many fellow fanatics. Rhinebeck was no exception. I joined in the fun of Rhinebeck Blogger Bingo (graphic design by
Franklin; you were definitely missed!) in order to meet some new people and I was not disappointed. OK, I was disappointed, but not with the people I met. The abundant crowds made it virtually impossible to find people; I only managed to mark off six squares. I proffer my game card, complete with research notes, color coding and numerical annotations as proof. (Once a grad student, always a grad student.)

As soon as I got in on Saturday morning, someone on my card came up to me! (I thought , "This game is going to be a snap!") I was excited to meet
Julia, ever since she gave me some great advice on Latvian mittens. We immediately felt a connection and I can't wait to hang out with her next time I am in Boston (last weekend of March 2007). Here is an unfortunate photo of her that I snapped from her blog into my camera as part of my pre-bingo research.

I was also thrilled to meet
Paul and his friend,
Aaron. Carol mentioned that she had seen Paul and described him as big and hairy (Woof!); what is it with Carol and bears? I had no problem finding him and we enjoyed a wonderful conversation about teaching, music and knitting. Definitely someone I will be adding to my sidebar.
The only other people I found were
Jenn, thanks to her pink hair, who was with
Cassie, who was working her Tubey, and
Beth, who won Best in Show with her
Lily of the Valley shawl. (Yeah, I roll with winners.) Of course, I can't forget about the Paul Lynde of Rhinebeck Blogger Bingo,
Stitchy McYarnpants, who was the instigator of all the bingo madness.

May I present Ms. Carbon-Based Lifeform, Rhinebeck 2006?
(I told you I roll with winners.)
Something BorrowedAs I was unpacking my knitting bag when I got home, I noticed that two sample squares had fallen into it at some point this weekend. (If they are yours, please let me know and I will forward them to you.)

To felt or not to felt, that is the question.
I also want to share with you my acquistions in this section, as I bought them with borrowed money. I restrained myself admirably and returned only with some souvenir yarn, a pattern, and a book. (My first pension check was waiting for me when I got home: five figures, but a day too late. Probably just as well; how much yarn do you really need?)
The plan for 2006 was that I would take up lace knitting at Stitches Midwest and I would start my spinning career at Rhinebeck. That was ambitious to say the least. I finally found the most exquisite Icelandic
laceweight I have ever seen.

Now I just have to find the perfect triangular shawl pattern, although I am thinking that I may try and design my own for my first lace project. (I know, what is wrong with me?)
While I was wandering aimlessly through the crowded stalls, I was stopped dead in my tracks by the most fabulous sweater. My first thought was, "I have to have it, now." Then, my mind countered with, "You can't afford it." I walked on, just a little sad, when I realized I could probably knit it. I'm happy I went back and asked if they had the pattern. I was told it was from
Sweaters from New England by Candace Eisner Strick, which is sadly out-of-print. Fortunately, Snow Star Farms had received permission from the publisher to reprint it and I picked up a copy of this gorgeous pattern from them.

This sweater appeals to me on so many levels: the mathematics, the traditional Scandinavian colors, the homage to Escher. I couldn't afford to buy the yarn right then and there, but I will definitely be starting this in the Spring.
I also relented and picked up a copy of this
book. I resisted and resisted, but finally broke down and had it signed by the author.

I haven't laughed out loud while reading in a long time. The pictures sure are fugly, but the commentary is deliciously evil!
In keeping with the wedding theme of this post, I also wanted to mention that I finally met the
Yarn Harlot! She was proudly wearing her Wedding shawl, which she knit in about a week. Stephanie came up with the funniest rejoinder of the weekend, when an admirer came up to her and asked if she had knit the shawl. Absolutely deadpan, Stephanie replied simply, "Walmart, $7.95". I don't know how she kept a straight face, because I know I didn't.
Having lived in New York for ten years now, I have learned how to appear all blasé and nonchalant when encountering a celebrity. As a result, I got to see a side of Steph that I wouldn't have experienced had I pounced on her like a groupie. She is even sweeter in person and is so down-to-earth and approachable, that I can't wait to run into her again. She made my day when she told me that I set a record of 6 hours as her wallpaper until her husband got jealous and she took it down. She also described me as Bathtub Man to her friends
Juno,
Cassie,
Cate and
Anj; sadly, they immediately knew who she was talking about. Scary. (Thanks for the nickname that will never go away!)
Something BlueSo far, I have neglected to talk about the best part of the weekend for me. I got to spend almost every minute of every day with
Ted. What can I say about this wonderful man? He is the sweetest, most knowledgeable, and most adorable knitter I have ever met. We shared a hotel room together and most nights, we stayed up very late and simply talked. It was like the slumber party that I never experienced growing up! Here is a photo of the dashing fellow with me.

Of course, I had to take a few more, less flattering, photos of him. Here, he is contemplating the purchase of fun fur. (I talked him out of it.)

Here, he is distinctly annoyed at having to pose for yet another photo, simply because Marilyn admired the roses.

Most of the time, however, we just laughed and laughed. Ted has the best belly laugh I have ever heard and I was always happy to elicit one, if only to hear his unbridled joy. The one time that we were separated, I searched all over for his beautiful cardigan, the something blue of this section.
I also surprised him by the number of people I knew. I introduced him to
Galina, only because I had taken a lace class with her at Stitches Midwest. Imagine, one of the best lace knitters in the world having never met the Tsarina herself! He also introduced me to Shiela B. of Bosworth Spindles fame and we had a nice conversation about Early Music. Turns out we were both at the 1985 Viola da Gamba Conclave in Boulder, Colorado and that she knows my first lover. Small world, indeed.
The best part of accompanying Ted around the barns was that he taught me what to look for in fleece and what kind of wheels and spindles I should try out. As a result, I have made the decision that when I am ready to get into this new obsession, I will be starting with Icelandic fleeces and I will be attempting to spin Lopi-weight yarn. Of course, all suggestions are most welcome!
I was blue when the festival ended, so I wanted to mention here how much I enjoyed meeting
Mel and
David. We had a very enjoyable dinner with them at an Indian restaurant in Red Hook on Sunday night, even if one of them could barely keep his eyes open. I don't know how they managed to drive back to Maine that night! ("You, in the green truck, pull over.")
Another enjoyable part of the weekend was meeting Loraine from DC. (Does the Knitting Ninja have a blog? If not, you better get one, girl!)

Loraine is a lurker on my blog who swore that she wasn't stalking me. She fits in here because we told so many blue jokes to each other. Loraine drove up to Rhinebeck by herself and wrote me to ask if a retired NYPD officer would look after her, if only to make her husband sleep more soundly at night. (Please, she could kick my ass!) She was a veritable hoot and I can't wait to go down and see her.
She also mentioned how even straight people at the hospital in which she works has seen the notorious bathtub photos. The moral of the story: Be careful what you post, as you never know who is going to see it!
These are a Few of my Favorite ThingsI am a man of contradictions and nowhere did this play out more than at Rhinebeck. They had fried pickles, chocolate crème brulée, and beer. I was in culinary heaven! I also got to combine my love of college football with knitting on Saturday night. Beth had arranged a knitting night in the courtyard of the Holiday Inn and it was there that I met her and her niece, Sara. (You rock!) I also had the pleasure of placing a bet with
Kelle on the upcoming Ohio State (#1)/Michigan (#2) game. The winner gets one skein of yarn; if their team wins by more than 14 points, they get two skeins; and if the Buckeyes, I mean the winning team, end up taking the National Championship, I, oops, the winner, gets three skeins. Ever the expert at networking, the winner gets to choose their yarn from Carol's Black Bunny Fibers virtual shop. (1st skein is winner's choice; 2nd skein is loser's choice; 3rd skein is Carol's choice. Hopefully, I can convince her to whip up a custom job in the winning team's colors. Get the red and grey dyes, ready.)
It was also nice meeting Carol's friend, Jim, as well as Elizabeth and Diane. (
Sean has already thanked me for referring you to his
shop. How did you have any money left over from Rhinebeck to buy more yarn?)
It wouldn't be a queer blog without pictures of sexy men (at least to me) and while Ted was distracted by fiber and fleece, I snapped a few photos surreptiously while waiting for him as he shopped to excess. Enjoy, because I know I did.








Finally, after about six hours of working on this post, I leave you with an assortment of favorite photos and jokes. (Thank God, I'm retired, at least for the next six weeks.)
My favorite busker at the 2006 NYS Sheep and Wool Festival, Hannah on the National Instrument of Sweden, the Nickelharpa. (I got to get me one of those.)

My favorite bumper sticker, on a car outside of the very crowded Morehouse Farms. (I'll be back when next I visit the cabin and there aren't a hundred crazed knitters inside the place.)

My favorite pair of shoes, ever. Buffy from
Shelridge Farm wore them proudly.

If you have read the comments on Marilyn's blog recently, you know that there was a little brouhaha over the work of Kaffe Fassett. We couldn't resist coming up with a few questions regarding his work.
Q: Do you think Kaffe does any spinning?
A: Yes, but he has someone do it for him.
Q: Do you think Kaffe drives his own car?
A: Mably, he does.
(You know we still love you, Dearest Wolverina.)
Can you tell that I had a good time?